well hello people... just came back from the land of our forefathers... cheenaland
i cant say that the trip was absolutely boring although i had to sit through like... 14195151 hours of rituals that i do not understand a single word of, visits to grave of people i never met before, and hours of introduction to people who all look alike to me.... the trip also had its fun side - mahjong, massage and the sceneries of cows and their dung.
okay okay. first of all, road system in china. well... the cars there are all left hand drives so its kinda different from those in singapore. and the road are normally only one lane per direction. anyway, when in doubt of which lane goes which direction, just drive in the middle over the white line.
and if there is someone infront that you want to overtake or cows crossing or whatever, just slam the horn 200 metres away. keep you hand down on the horn until you pass the obstacle.
on the china road, theres only one way to drive... MY way... which so happens that the other 1 million drivers on the same road is thinking the same way... so you know how it goes, whoever horn the loudest wins.
and vehicles in china are more efficient than those in singapore. motorcycles can carry up to 5-6 people at a time, with people stacked both vertically and horizontally. and duh helmet is a no-no. whats with the extra weight!
topic number two. the food.
basically we ate chicken for every single freaking meal of every single freaking day.
and its not like those chicken rice we have in singapore where the meat is soft and tender. i bet they make the chicken run thread mills or something. the meat is so tough that i almost got a dislocated jaw just chewing it.
and duh we have to eat chicken with chopsticks.
"auntie, you meh you fork and spoon"
"djafijafijadgi ~indistinguishable~ "
so yea... my poor hand is aching from the intensive endurance training with the chopstick.
topic number 3.
the biggest problem we had so far - language.
90% of the time they speak hainanese... which i dont understand
9% of the time they speak chinese... which i dont understand
1% of the time they speak english... which i ALSO dont understand with their heavy accent and all.
so... you know what i mean. i just /anti-social-all and sat in a corner and stone... well at least i had my cousins who are all full of funny rubbish harhar.
and i have to clarify this point that this does NOT run in my genes please.
good point of china numero uno - the things there are really darn cheap man. i mean like... a plate of fried rice room service in the hotel cost less than 2 sing?
the currency in china is ren min bi which literally mean peoples nose in english...
and the brands there are very unique. there are such a thing called orginal imitation. so for example... mr chow starts a company called mike with the tick as its logo. thats perfectly alright. however. if mr chee starts a company called miike with the same tick as the logo, he can be sued for copyright infringement. coooool.
lol
and also, the fireworks on the last night was totally awesome.
and it cost like just 500 sing bucks for like 10 box of fireworks.
500 bucks to light up the sky for 45 mins?
cheapshit man
and its not some cheapo fireworks too. singapore's national day's fireworks is just a small flicker of light compared to this.
so in the end i bought 2 t-shirts for like 200 peoples nose each from kappa.
its original please.
piracy in the black market only causes inflation and unequilibrium price in the economy. and thus, i shall NEVER support this cause =]
oh yea oh yea... theres a tv channel right... some CCTV thing that is just a camera focused on a computer monitor. so in order to save money, they just download and play movies on the computer and using the camera broadcast it live. so can u imagine the picture quality and sound? was watching transformers on it the other day and for the first time, i really believed that i can draw optimus prime better than it was on tv.